Today I had a groomer come to my apartment to give Indy a bath. It was awesome! So much better than all the crappy places I’ve had to leave him. It took 50 minutes. He was so happy! And so am I. Before you judge me look at this….


Today I had a groomer come to my apartment to give Indy a bath. It was awesome! So much better than all the crappy places I’ve had to leave him. It took 50 minutes. He was so happy! And so am I. Before you judge me look at this….




or a drink

or both
Martha Stewart’s favorite cupcake is the cosmo cupcake from Happy Cakes : Vodka-soaked cranberry cupcake with lime-infused buttercream . No wonder I have an affinity for Martha.

At first I was just going to post this photo as something I don’t like. Why on earth are these white people wearing sambo on their sweaters? Homemade sweaters at that! Then I figured I should look into this. Oh boy! This is Golly. You could buy this pattern today on ebay. Golly began as golliwogg in Florence Kate Upton’s 1895 book “The Adventures of Two Dutch Dolls and a Golliwogg.” Upton, a native New Yorker, first describes him as “a horrid sight, the blackest gnome.” He was a caricature of American black faced minstrels – in effect, the caricature of a caricature. The book became very popular in England and thirteen books featuring Golliwogg were published. Then they began making rag dolls. During the first half of the twentieth century, the Golliwog doll was a favourite children’s soft toy in Europe. Only the Teddy Bear exceeded the Golliwog in popularity.

Small children slept with their black dolls. Many White Europeans still speak with nostalgic sentiment about their childhood gollies. Now onto Robertson’s. The Golliwog is inextricably linked with the famous English preserves company, James Robertson & Sons. Robertson’s Jams has been using the smiling Golliwog as its logo since the 1920s until it was discontinued in 2001. Despite much criticism during the 1960s and ’70s, they simply changed their logo’s name to ‘Golly’, and continued to stand by their trusty mascot. Consequently, the collecting of Robertson’s Golly memorabilia is a hobby in itself, with a vast array of promotional material and items to be collected.

(I’m sorry that I don’t have the artist info for the cartoon. I can’t remember where i found it.)
i also love cream of wheat
but not this





Then:

seriously!?
Now:

much improved
i knew i was missing some babies when i posted earlier. they were in the wrong folder. silly babies.
“ Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It’s round and wet and crowded. At the outside, babies, you’ve got about a hundred years here. There’s only one rule that I know of, babies—God damn it, you’ve got to be kind.”
Irrational thought(s) for the day:



panda bears do not exist. they are black bears masquerading as “panda” bears. do not be fooled by these photographs. panda bears are exactly the same as black bears. all bears are slightly mixed in color. can’t you see the tan snout of the black bear? he is obviously mixed with something. i really see no difference between those bears. however, panda bears bear no resemblance to polar bears. none at all.