… to me anyway. it’s a travel day… best i can do… p.s. the mistakes i find the funniest from f you, auto correct lean toward x-rated, so i only put a few tame ones on here… should you feel so inclined, go to the actual website for the more humorous blunders…
When Parents Text
Here Doth
| MOM: | Come to mama |
|---|---|
| ME: | …what? |
| MOM: | I am here. just trying to be creative. it was between that and here doth am i where for art thou |
Sure is!
| ME: | Ok thanks dad! ❤ |
|---|---|
| DAD: | What is that? a butt with a cone? |
Leftover crackers
ME: i got the package with my charger in it today. thanks for the shoes! that was a nice surprise!
MOM: You’re welcome. Did you notice the leftover crackers we put in there?
ME: umm yeah…
MOM: Well no one here was going to eat them
Thief!
| ME: | Mom, can I please have $20? I’ll pay you back. |
|---|---|
| MOM: | u always say that and u dont. Youre stealing from me. |
| ME: | Please! I said i’d pay you back!! |
| MOM: | Thief. |
| ME: | Are you serious? |
| MOM: | THIEF |
Sum Luv
| MOM: | sumtimes i think i luv u more than u luv me. |
|---|---|
| ME: | Mom, are you drinking again? |
| MOM: | jst sum coffee. |
| 3 minutes later… | |
| MOM: | with sum bailys. do u luv me?? |
Sandwiches for Dinner
| ME: | Whats for dinner |
|---|---|
| DAD: | sandwiches |
| (5 minutes later) | |
| DAD: | who is this? |
F You, Auto Correct
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