f you auto correct | mulatto diaries

… to me anyway. it’s a travel day… best i can do… p.s. the mistakes i find the funniest from f you, auto correct lean toward x-rated, so i only put a few tame ones on here… should you feel so inclined, go to the actual website for the more humorous blunders…

When Parents Text

Here Doth

MOM:	Come to mama
ME:	…what?
MOM:	I am here. just trying to be creative. it was between that and here doth am i where for art thou

Sure is!

ME:	Ok thanks dad! ❤
DAD:	What is that? a butt with a cone?

Leftover crackers

ME: i got the package with my charger in it today. thanks for the shoes! that was a nice surprise!
MOM: You’re welcome. Did you notice the leftover crackers we put in there?
ME: umm yeah…
MOM: Well no one here was going to eat them

Thief!

ME:	Mom, can I please have $20? I’ll pay you back.
MOM:	u always say that and u dont. Youre stealing from me.
ME:	Please! I said i’d pay you back!!
MOM:	Thief.
ME:	Are you serious?
MOM:	THIEF

Sum Luv

MOM:	sumtimes i think i luv u more than u luv me.
ME:	Mom, are you drinking again?
MOM:	jst sum coffee.
	3 minutes later…
MOM:	with sum bailys. do u luv me??