And I don’t mean California Pizza Kitchen.

Once upon a time it would have been my life’s goal to attain a collection like this:

or this:

I loved those things.  I probably had ten of them.  My first one’s name was Joanne Abby.  I loved her.  She was black and was wearing a jogging suit.  I found the white version on ebay:

I resisted placing a bid.

Other fun things I remember:

Thank you, Xavier Roberts.